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" + form.title.value + "

"); text = (text + form.fname.value + " " + form.lname.value + " is a beautiful young " + form.job.value + ", though she is not quite as young as she used to be. In " + form.title.value + ", she must overcome the boredom brought to her life by her current overbearing boyfriend and discover " + form.goal.value + ".

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"); text = (text + "After many days of spine-tingling angst and heart-melting desire, " + form.bfnamef.value + " announces that he must leave on a business trip. Now is " + form.fname.value + "'s chance! She quickly runs to " + form.lnamef.value + " and begs him to take her in his manly arms. As the two sudden lovers fornicate madly on the living room couch, the front door opens. " + form.bfnamef.value + " has returned! " + form.bfnamef.value + " announces that he has forgotten his lunch, and then leaves. Though startled and frightened that " + form.bfnamef.value + " has discovered the affair, the two young lovers continue what they had started. The sun shines all the more brightly for " + form.fname.value + " after that, and it seems as if the world is a beautiful place.

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The End.

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Welcome comrade! Unfortunatley, it seems you wish to write a sappy romance novel. Let me tell you that it is not an easy task. It takes many years of hard work and many hours spent reading tabloids, watching soap operas, possibly Montel Williams, and wearing pantsuits to really capture the essence of what middle-America (livestock that votes democrat) wants to read. But I know that you haven't that sort of time, and so I have simplified the romance-novel-writing process so that you, yes you, may write a summary for a bestselling romance novel in your very own home. Isn't technology wonderful, you wacky mexican woman?

Make up a title. Something that brings to mind the classics of yesteryear, like "Moonlit Lullaby in Green", or something like that.

Okay. Your lovely heroine needs a name.
First Name:
Last Name:

Now she needs a job.

What can we have for our heroine to discover?

Where does this story take place?

Okay. Let's come up with a name for our heroine's lusty young lover.
First Name:
Last Name:

And now, a name for the oppressive, boring current boyfriend.
First Name:
Last Name:

Our heroine's young lover needs a job.

And the lamer boyfriend needs a job, too.

Now, how about an idea as to the way the heroine's relationship with the boyfriend was in the beginning?

What sort of evil group might the boyfriend be the leader of?

So, what secret government organization might the young lover belong to?

Finally, what sort of overly sentimental gift might the young lover give to our heroine?